For Alcoholics Only

Alcohol does bad things to people. I bore witness to this last night as I partied the night away in celebration of a friend's birthday. Here is a list of some of the night's activities:

*Shots in the kitchen. Jack. Jose. Goldschlager. The whole family was there.
*Malibu and Pinapple juice. Jack and Coke. Captain Morgan with Cherry Coke. Vodka and anything. B&J wine coolers. Smirnoff twisters.
*Groping strangers.
*Calling aquintences sluts...more than 5 times.
*Taking incriminating pictures.
*Yelling in the middle of the Street.
*Calling 911 and hanging up. (see also: thinking the Cops are Strippers ;) )
*Throwing up, passing out, leaving your own party early.
*Making friends with your ex-crush's girlfriend. :)


Herein also lies the list of people i kissed or might have kissed:
*Boogie
*Tad
*Sarah
*Alarie
*LaTonya
*Nirvana
*Mark
*Paul (?)
*Emilio
*Lindsay
*Erin
*Suzanne
*Tommy
*Norma Jean
*Blonde Girl (on the mouth)


I, solemnly swear to never drink like that ever again.

Until next month...

Or New Years.

hola mi amigos

so begins the blog...

I don't think I ever really have anything to say, but everyone knows it's cool to have a blog. If all the cool kids do it, so must I. I sound like a douche.

Anyway, I will try to be my totally witty, funny, aggressively sexual (or just plain aggressive) self and give you something to chew on. Or something to do when you're browsing The Interwebs for stuff to entertain your tiny brain. I know I do it. That's why i read faux celebrity's blogs.

I've decided I'm not outwardly professing that I have a blog. I will place my link in my other various profiles and what will be, will be. If I go bitchfest and you happen to be one of my friends. Sorry. At least I'm being honest.

The post ending thought for today?
It's World AIDS Day, go get tested and stay safe kids.