Alcohol does bad things to people. I bore witness to this last night as I partied the night away in celebration of a friend's birthday. Here is a list of some of the night's activities:
*Shots in the kitchen. Jack. Jose. Goldschlager. The whole family was there.
*Malibu and Pinapple juice. Jack and Coke. Captain Morgan with Cherry Coke. Vodka and anything. B&J wine coolers. Smirnoff twisters.
*Groping strangers.
*Calling aquintences sluts...more than 5 times.
*Taking incriminating pictures.
*Yelling in the middle of the Street.
*Calling 911 and hanging up. (see also: thinking the Cops are Strippers ;) )
*Throwing up, passing out, leaving your own party early.
*Making friends with your ex-crush's girlfriend. :)
Herein also lies the list of people i kissed or might have kissed:
*Boogie
*Tad
*Sarah
*Alarie
*LaTonya
*Nirvana
*Mark
*Paul (?)
*Emilio
*Lindsay
*Erin
*Suzanne
*Tommy
*Norma Jean
*Blonde Girl (on the mouth)
I, solemnly swear to never drink like that ever again.
Until next month...
Or New Years.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment